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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:31

Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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